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   ALL TWILIGHT BOOKS IN ONE POST?!

   denalibcn:

   nowlistenguyzzz:

   robsbitch:

   melbietoast:

   thisisyourbrainonrobsten:

   neonangelsontheroadtoruin:

   taimastar:

   crysstalheart:

   lcamillem:acciologanlerman:half-blood-princess:karleighlestrange:unjellify:penisbutterandjelly:

   
   

    

   Book 1.

   Eddy: Hi 
   Bella:Yous a vampire! 
   Eddy: Yuppers! Lets go play baseball. 
   James: I wana eat bella! 
   Laurent: (He he, they made me black. ^-^)
   Eddy: Mine! 
   Chase scene! 
   James: Bite! 
   Bella: Ahh I’m becoming a vampire! 
   Eddy: Don’t worry I’ll fu- er suck you! 
   End.

   Book 2

   Eddy: Bye!
   Bella: NOOOOOO!
   Jake: Hi I’m a werewolf!
   Bella: Yeah!
   Other vampire: Eddy’s gona kill em self!
   Bella: No! -goes to pizza land- come home eddy!
   eddy: Okays.
   End.

   Book 3

   Vicky: I’ma kill you! 
   -vampire+werewolf vs Vampires- 
   Bella: We win! Yea! 
   End

   Book 4.

   Eddy: Lets Get married! 
   Bells: Okies! 
   -married + fucking- 
   Bella: Thats it, I’m a prego. 
   Eddy: Lets kill it! 
   -Pop- 
   Bella: Its out. I’ll name it “The lochness monster!” 
   Eddy: I’ll call it Nessie! 
   Cool vampires: She needa die! 
   Bella: No! 
   Cool vampires: Okay bye! 
   Bella: Yea! Happy Ending for everyone! 
   Jake: I wana fuck your kid. 
   End

   ROFL

    MUST.READ.HILARIOUS.

   hahaha! Hillarious!

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    hahaha! Hillarious!

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